Brangelina goes to Subway

I can't stop daydreaming about how Brangelina and kids went to Subway recently...such major news and so much analysis... I have so many unanswered questions. Did they have the extra avocado spread for 50 cents? did they toast their sandwiches in the toaster oven, or forgo that option? did anyone have peppers? maybe Pax wanted the flatbread or the twins begged for packaged apples. Is the CEO of Subway celebrating for this unexpected PR? what about the employee who was interviewed about their visit? Was that the person who filled in for the 10th time to the flaky employee who chronically calls in sick when really hung over, and feels like why am I always filling in with no real reward, no real time off for myself... and THEN.. in walks Brangelina and then an interview with US magazine... that is the part of the story that we really need to hear about. what if you were the person who called in sick that day... sort of like a reverse correlation to those who fortfeited their tickets on the Titanic.. so much to ponder.


If I were in line behind them would I be slightly annoyed with all the orders (6 kids) of course not, I would probably faint and have to be revived. I also must wish Knox and Viv and happy 7th birthday too....